Banged-up Knee

On Sunday, I jumped up on my scooter, and fell. Now I have a banged-up knee that really hurts. Maybe I should gargle.

See y'all,

Kat

P.S. Hay, start saying -Hay. We agreed on some thing else.

I just ate a jelly bean that tasted like grass. Then i dropped it down my shirt. When I later found it on the floor, I ate it.

-Hay

"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey

One of my favorite books is called "Deep Thought" by Jack Handey. It's a book that will cheer you up whenever you need to be cheered up. Here is an excerpt from the book.  

Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and gargle, and I don't  care who hears me, because I am beautiful.

So there you go, that was a part of my favorite book. And you said it sounded stupid!

Signing off!

Hay